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1. (cell phone) (1001↑, 218↓)
A device for communicating with others needlessly. Day in. Day out. Whenever. Wherever. Good for holding up lines in stores, traffic, etc. Also the latest technology found in ghettos-overtaking the more common "boom box".

Typical cell phone conversation: Hey, where you at? I'm over here. Oh. What? I dunno. I'll be there in 5 seconds....oh wait I can see you\! Hey\! Whats up? Wait...let me call you back. Why? Huh? Can you here me? Guess what? My phone bill was only $90 this month. Etc.....

2. (Cell Phone) (794↑, 139↓)
Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Brotney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the words Discipline, and hard work mean.

Becky: Like OMG Stacy I just got the coolest new cell. Stacy: Like OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block. Me(overhearing the conversation): WTF

3. (cell phone) (708↑, 66↓)
A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.

Trust me on this one

4. (cell phone) (464↑, 93↓)
a leash or locating device

My parents called me on my cell phone to make sure I wasn't having sex.

5. (Cell Phone) (378↑, 68↓)
In the olden days, movie theatres used to have orchestras to accompany the film. Today, they have cell phones, a portable communication device sent from Hell. It is fine if used in moderation, but it almost never is.

"Marsha, I don't know what I'd do without you. But I'm afraid I must reveal that the secret killer of our lovers is…" **Brii-i-i-i-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-iii-ii-ng\!** "Hello? Hi\! Yeah. What's up? Uh-huh. Me too. Eh, nothing much. In the middle of a movie. What? No, I didn't yet. Wait…hold on. People are being rude and throwing things at me."

6. (cell phone) (324↑, 55↓)
A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.

Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.

7. (cell phone) (275↑, 48↓)
A device that everyone owns and bitches about, at the same time.

"That guy with the cell phone is so obnoxious for talking on this train...wait, I got call waiting\! Can you hear me?\! Can you hear me now?\!\!\!\!"

8. (cell phone) (194↑, 51↓)
something that way too many 12 year olds have. something that is nice to have, but is not a necessity for everyday life.

why do you need a cellphone. give people a chance to miss you.

9. (cell phone) (136↑, 26↓)
Small silver block that characters on detective television shows,all the CSIs, and "House" pull out of their pockets when the writers can't get off the bong long enough to come up with a better plot device. This cube magically give the characters the next surprising clue which allows the story to dangle or move to its surprise ending, depending on how close to the end of the hour it is. See DNA EVIDENCE

Plot direction: Caruso:I'll see you in hell/jail/syndication. (reach into pocket for cell phone) Caruso (pause, adjust glasses, or draw back sport coat to get good handle on waist). I'm coming in. Peripheral Snarky CSI Staffer: Who was that? Caruso: They found-the murder weapon/killer/a time slot for CSI Des Moines.

10. (cell phone) (161↑, 93↓)
A portable cancer-causing device that works by sending deadly radiation through a person's ear.

Cellphone drivers are brain-deficient.

11. (cell phone) (62↑, 1↓)
A small communication device that is very useful to the owner if it used right. However, many people abuse this fact and multitask when they're driving and if they're doing work that requires monotasking.

An example of this? Just watch somebody driving and about 78% of the time you'll see someone blabbering away on a cell phone.

12. (cell phone) (88↑, 29↓)
A wireless mobile telephone. Works virtually the same as a standard land-line home phone, except it runs off of a batery and is wireless and receives signal from the numerous cell phone towers. Apart from a standard phone, these phones often include text messaging, ability to take pictures, browse the internet etc... very usefull and sometimes necessary (depending on your personal situation), especially if your on some nowheresville road and your car breaks down. PLEASE TURN OFF OR SET ON VIBRATE IN PLACES SUCH AS MOVIES/FUNERALS ETC... do not drive and talk unless you can actually do it competently, most people cant. some can.

Refer to definition.

13. (Cell Phone) (75↑, 30↓)
Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Britney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the word Discipline and hard-work mean.

Little Girl: Like OMG Stacy, my Mom bought me the coolest cell phone Stacy: OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.

14. (cell phone) (52↑, 19↓)
A completely portable and wireless phone which is supposed to be usable just about anywhere. In reality, though, these pieces of shit usually drop calls, fade in and out, or make the person on the other end sound like they are talking under water. However, people still love these phones because using them in public makes these insecure dumb fucks feel important. These irritating douchebags will usually raise their voice 2-3 times higher than their normal speaking voice so you can hear them from across the room easier than you can hear the person sitting next to you. They also turn the customizable [ringtone] (usually a 5 minute song) up as high as possible so everyone can hear it. (Putting the phone on vibrate doesn't let them feel important by announcing to the whole room that someone is calling.)

That douchebag in the library has been pissing me off by talking loud on his cell phone for half an hour. The next time his cell phone rings, it will be coming from inside his ass.

15. (cell phone) (82↑, 49↓)
A very good way to fry your brain because of the deadly radiation passing through your ear. Plus, unlike what most teenagers think, you can live without one, and save your brain if you do.

Normal kid: Hey wassup? Popular kid with 5 calls a second: Bshzzshhhzzzzphfshzz... Normal kid: Are you ok? Popular kid: I phzhinkh fhso. Normal kid: Get rid of your cell phone, you'll feel better. Popular kid: Fshzever\!\!\!\!\!

16. (cell phone) (47↑, 20↓)
small,electronic devices,once used for one's convenience,but now used by stupid-ass 5 yr olds who use it to look "cool" when being used properly, everyone within earshot of the phone user hates him/her

Cell Phone-User: yeah...i kno,ill be home in a few minutes,if this lad ahead of me hurries the hell up\! Dude behind him:what a douche\! Women ahead of him: Go fuck yourself\!

17. (cell phone) (57↑, 34↓)
A cell phone allows you to call anyone, anywhere it can pick up signal. However, driving is not a place for a cell phone.

Get off the damn phone when you drive

18. (cell phone) (34↑, 14↓)
An annoying device(yet useful for emergency only)that you see someone speaking into or screaming into everytime you go to Walmart, the mall, on a work break, and most irritating, in a public computer lab or movie theater.

Scene: Movie Theater *Loud Annoying Ringtone Ringing* Idiot answers softly, "Hello?" Then loudly, "Hello\!\! I can't hear you....call me back, eh ok bye." *Loud Ringing AGAIN*, "HEY BABY WHATS UP.(everyone in the room turns to the Idiot) "NOTHING IM JUST HERE WATCHING A MOVIE....(laughs at movie line) "WHAT?? SHUT THE F* UP\! HE WENT TO SAN ANTONIO? REALLLYYYYYY....WHEN???" (about 3 people sssssshhhhhh him, and 1 girl curses at him) Ah, that drives me insane. If one is going to have a personal convo please go outside. I own a cell phone but I don't want everyone knowing my business so I respect and talk somewhere else or at least softly and not grab everyone's attention. Is one that lonely that they need to create so much noise? I also pay to watch a movie and not to listen to some dumbo talking to his "baby's mama."

19. (cell phone) (17↑, 5↓)
a modern day traffic holdup

that guy with the cell phone ahead of us is going 25 mph in a 70 mph zone

20. (cell phone) (13↑, 3↓)
usually found attached permanently to the hand of a guy who uses it to break up with a wonderful chick. may also be used to text his bff/gay lover, mom, or his own personal Duper.

Don't buy a cell phone\! You might end up with a rash.

21. (cell phone) (30↑, 20↓)
A device which rings when you least expect it.

I was in sleeping when my cellphone started ringing.

22. (cell phone) (8↑, 0↓)
back when their primary use was calling, it was like torture to go anywhere because every 5 seconds a random phone would ring. now that people use their cell phones mostly for texting and web browsing, life is better, though it's still slightly annoying to see everyone looking down at their phones.

2004 *ring* *beep beep* *rrriiiinnnng* random guy: hi other guy: How's it going me: crap cant you people turn off your cell phones for once do you realise how annoying they are?\!\! 2011 *complete silence* me: aahhhhh finally... guy looking up from phone: what'd you say?

23. (cell phone) (9↑, 3↓)
Something that your principal confiscates so you won't be tempted to text message somebody during your science class.

Mary: *Text messages Staci* Teacher: no cell phones in class\!\! Mary: *texts some more* But, I got some important plans to do over the weekend. Teacher: *confiscates it*

24. (cell phone) (14↑, 9↓)
The cell phone is a device originally intended to allow communication over long distances without the need of a grounded connection. however, recently, the cell phone has become the equivalent of a pace maker to many people. millions of people in the world would die a slow and painful death due to not being in constant contact with there friends and family. The use of new ever smaller cell phones has also caused much confusion due to the fact that you have no clue who they are talking to. cell phones have shown to cause severe damage to the brains of rodents who were exposed to an active cell phone for extensive periods of time.

While oringinally intended to be a communications device, the cell phone has found many other uses, including angering the older population with people who walk around seemingly talking to themselves.

25. (cell phone) (19↑, 14↓)
[Cellular] communication; how an [amoeba] [communicate]s. You know; amoebae, [like] [really], really [small] people.

[Hey], [lookit] the [cell phone] under this microscope\! Of course it is\! Can't you see that the one amoeba's phoning another one? Of course his phone is cellular. What other kind would an amoeba have? (If you're saying this [out loud], it would be good to [duck] now and then, in case someone was going to hit you.)

26. (cell phone) (20↑, 15↓)
Small electronical device that causes major distress in rich girls lives. If lost it could cause her to show paranoid schizophrenic behavior. It will also cause her mom to scold mentally handicapped kids and call them "immature."

"Mom\! They took my cell phone\! I thought they were my friends\!"

27. (Cell phone) (8↑, 4↓)
A life line for teens

"UGH, I'M AT OUT OF MINUTES ON MY CELL\! I'LL HAVE TO MY HOUSE PHOOOONE\!" Then stop using you're god damned cell phone so effin' much.

28. (Cell phone) (23↑, 19↓)
A portable phone designed for communicating wirelessly through the use of towers called "cells" hence the name "cell phone". Originally very expensive to buy and call on and fairly bulky, are now in some cases free and very small. As they've gotten smaller, more features have been incorperated like silent mode (vibrate or no ring) and other features like MP3 capability, ring tone, camera, color screen and some more features found in more advanced cell phones called "smartphones" with PDA like functions. Can also be used as "pleasure device" for women too cheap to purchase a vibrator...

"Dude I got this sick camera phone the other day\!" -Other Dude "Dude your a cheapass for getting only a cameraphone\! I got a smartphone a week ago and it's got 18231371 more features than yours does\! OR "Omg becky like the other day like my BF like dumped me so I had to like use my phone I mean you know like what I mean? Like I turned on the vibrate function and like OMG it felt like sooo good." -becky "Like totally girl friend\! I do that like every weekend like thats why like I mean like I don't have like a boyfriend ya know?"

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29. (Cell Phone) (5↑, 2↓)
A portable wireless phone capable of texting, internet access, and calling that current generations are extremely dependent on

Bobby took my cell phone and now I don't know what time it is\!

30. (cell phone) (4↑, 2↓)
An electronic device that imprisons you.

John wasn't granted access to his wife and kids. He had been sentenced to a life long-career with a cell phone.

31. (cell phone) (3↑, 1↓)
Proof that we are living in the future

Time traveler from the 1970s: Why are all these people talking to themselves? Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.

32. (cell phone) (4↑, 2↓)
a wireless device in which you make calls from anywhere you can pick up a signal.

I will call you from my cell phone when I get a signal. I will test this device to see how it is edited with this word cell phone.

33. (cell phone) (18↑, 17↓)
a word on this website in which every 40-70 year old complains about because their son or daughter wants one and they just think that things like a cell phone, ipod, car, are all a waste of time just because they didnt have them in their teenage years.

yea you heard me old people, quit bitching about your daughters cell phone and get a life...

34. (cell phone) (26↑, 26↓)
A personal locating device which ensures that you are [pussy whipped]

Nancy called me on my cellphone but I didn't answer it after I checked the caller i.d. THIS made Teri suspicious. So now my date doesn't trust me and my wife will be suspicious when I get home late. SHIT \!

35. (cell phone) (15↑, 16↓)
A device that is very handy in getting help if you run out of gas on the road, lost, crash, etc. Of course, now all stupid fuckoff people have one and oh say... have it ring during Advance Physics and having the professor cancel class and missing important notes which could have been useful on the final because the stupid fucker wouldn't leave when the professor told her to.

Cell phones are great for 2-5 minute conversations every week or so but not ALL the time. God fucking people with cell phones piss me off.

36. (cell phone) (17↑, 18↓)
A device designed to give brain cancer to a large sector of the population; this is for medical research, funded by pharmaceutical companies. Recent advances in cell phone technology have made them more addictive (video, text messaging) in order to increase the exposure time of the average citizen, and thus, create a larger sampling pool for the new brain cancer drugs.

"Dude, like, text me on my cell phone. Ow, my head hurts."

37. (Cell Phone) (8↑, 9↓)
Something that teenage kids carry around and try to add as many numbers and pictures to it as they can so they feel as though they accomplished something. Also used to "text message", which basically is the dumbest fuckin thing created by man.

My freind "textes" (yea, I think thats what they call it) 'I Love you' to his girl friend at least oncce every 30 seconds on this Cell Phone.

38. (cell phone) (13↑, 15↓)
A mobile communication device. Once a status symbol for the upper class, but now a way to identify the teenage children of lower class people.

I went to the movie theater the other day and I felt like I was walking through a cell phone jungle.

39. (cell phone) (14↑, 19↓)
Something a typical teenage girl CAN'T live without. It keeps her in touch with all her friends and she is probably always on it.

Hey\! You wanna go to the movies with me and Amanda tonight?

40. (cell phone) (5↑, 11↓)
[Savior], [Lord], [God] in [heaven], [Holy] [Spirit], the thing that [saved] me last [weekend] when i was too [drunk] to drive.

Thank fucking god i had my cell phone last saturday when my boyfriend fucked my best friend on our couch.

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41. (cell phone) (20↑, 26↓)
Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.

dude \#1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket\!" dude \#2: "You're like Tom Green\!"

42. (cell phone) (8↑, 15↓)
Cell Phone (Cellular Phone, Cellphone, Cancer-stick.) N.: The cell phone is a device that came out during the 1980's. It has gone through a series of evolutions, from the brick-like appearance that it once had, to the satchel-bomb looking Carphone, to the almost sex-toy in shaped objects we have now days. Cell phones are host to a slew of 'programs' used for various forms of communication, from the Standard voice-interaction called Calling, to the Text-Message, right down to the tag-like system of Voicemail. Oddly enough, these options all cost exorbitant amounts of monetary wealth.

So I got my first Cell Phone Friday... and I heard my wallet crying in agony.

43. (cell phone) (17↑, 24↓)
A quick connection to the world.. a common factor among the rich and the poor. the joiner of all who are busy and all who are lazy.. the one, the only, the great communicator.

My cellphone is my life.

44. (cell phone) (13↑, 20↓)
a nice device that can cause brain damage. also if you have an MP3 player on it...arghh

she called me on my cell fone last night and then we went on AIM on our fones. then i listened to the new songs that aren't out yet...all at the same time

45. (cell phone) (22↑, 30↓)
Something all teenagers find is necessary when really its not at all...and makes people horrible drivers. . .thats why n.y.(the only state worth living in) has a law against it

an asian person driving + cell phone = death to everyone

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46. (cell phone) (15↑, 23↓)
A device that does give you cancer (if you're always using one), and sometimes comes with a camera which is used to take pictures of nude women or used on tests to cheat.

Damn the cell phone is pretty awesome.

47. (cell phone) (18↑, 27↓)
a portable telephone that causes radiation poisoning in your brain and causes brain tumors

Cell phones emitted even more radiation in the 80's

48. (Cell Phone) (15↑, 25↓)
The cell phone, one of the greatest things to come out of the 1980s, is one of the new millenium's most popular trends. Cell phones provide communication from almost anywhere, like in a mall, on a bus, in school, on an irplane, or even while driving\!

Cell phones allow people to talk loudly and obnoxiously from miles away, as opposed to only while in the same room.

49. (cell phone) (17↑, 28↓)
1)a girl's best friend cause it has 12 different types of vibrate 2)a what-ya-ma-call-it used to call people on the go 3)a cheap way of getting bling bling

1)i need a faster one 2)can i call you from the car? 3)i got da bling bling on ebay\!

50. (cell phone) (13↑, 38↓)
a fun little thing to have. i got mine when i was eight, for my brother's tenth birthday, lol. getting better and better, doing more things, faster, or efficiantly. so more people are getting them youger. theres nothing wrong with it so stfu.

7 year old girl= "Dad my friend just got a cell phone\!" Dad= "Well, I think its about time you get one." 7 year old girl= "FOR SERIOUS\!? :]"

51. (cell phone) (11↑, 40↓)
One of the best inventions ever. For you dimwits who've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, a cell phone is a miniature phone that you can carry around with you, and features text messaging, a shorter version of email. As I was saying, an awesome invention. I don't kno wut i'd do w/out mine...

I'll text you on my cell phone on the way.

52. (cell phone) (12↑, 43↓)
Old fashioned word for mobile phone. Still used in backward areas of the world.

A cell phone would be like one of those huge brick things with a long arial that people used to have in the 1980s. Now they are much smaller and known as mobile's.

53. (cell phone) (8↑, 49↓)
a status symbol availiable to only the rich, ...and to people smart enough to ask for the 'pay for free minuts' plan which is a hell of a lot cheaper than prepay.

people with the "hang up and drive" sticker, thought that they couldn't afford a cell cause they didn't understand their options, or went to a stupid shop that doesn't understand the options.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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